Interweb prankster? German guitar guru? Motorcycle Hall of Famer? Aussie-rules football star? Wenger’s newest fancy? or Last seasons most unrecognized premiership player? Upon close scrutiny of the official Premiership website, Arsenal has been hiding an extra player. Unknown, Steve Baker plays defence and shares number 6 with the Swiss Cheese, Philippe Senderos. One fact can be stated with about the newest discovery for the Gunners, is that he has become and instant hit. With ‘Baker’ shirt sales going through the roof in Cambodia and Nicaruagua, one can only suppose that this was the Arsenal management’s most Machiavellian move. Rumors have it that Derby plans to invent a player called Chang. The financial avalance that is forcasted to follow will provide them with enough money to purchase Henry from Barcalona.
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