With the transfer season window closing in like doors of a subway car, players and coaches are rushing to get on the right side of the tracks. One club, PSV Eindhoven has become so desperate they have sought out the efforts of an extremely talented and good looking but somewhat renegade player, namely Me. I received the following correspondence a few days ago.
How are you doing today? Hope you are fine. I just want to use this opportunity to inform you of the new offer which i have for you in
P.S.V Eindhoven Football club in Holland, and I can also take you to a
soccer club in New-Zealand,Australia and United State of America. If you are interested, i will advice you to send me your CV(RESUME) so that i can access and forward to the club. As i told you earlier on that Trends
will serve you and link you to the best team suited your taste but you need
to train hard. I also want to advice you to take the Full advantage which
Trends International have for you. I want you to include your
Number in your next reply so that i can call you for better
explanation. Thank you and Hope to hear from you.
YOURS IN SPORTS
TRENDS INTERNATIONALS SPORTS
I have frequently received offers to join Droylsden and Wrexham but the chance to play in the European theater was not a chance I could pass up. So I duly responded….
Dear Mr. John,
I am very interested in your email. Bellow I have listed my soccer experience and profile for your information. I look forward to hearing back from you in the near future and greatly anticipate a strong partnership between the two of us in the world of football.
Positions: Left Back, Missionary
2007- Ron T. Colts Kickball tournament – 2nd place
2006-2007 SOCA Division II – Captain CSKA Elmo
2005-2006 SOCA Division III – Captain CSKA Elmo
2004-2005 SOCA Tornadoes- Coach (14W-1L)
2003 – Vice-Captain Cross Country Bryanston School, England
Colours awarded (2002,2003)
1992 – Wolves (Atlanta, YMCA)
1991- Attack ( Atlanta, YMCA)
I hope you find the above information helpful as we scribble the beginnings of football history back and forth.
I received the following correspondence but a few minutes ago:
How are you doing?i will like to inform you that i Love your Cv when i saw it yesterday and i will tell you i have forwarded your Cv to P.S.V Eindhoven Football club in Holland for screening…
i will contact you maybe today or tomorrow when the club contact me on the result….
I will like you to send me your cell phone number and here is my number to call me +2348050355768 hoping to hear from you ..
Are you training oftenly?????
I will keep you updated on my career but don’t be surprised to see a ridiculously good looking new player at PSV.