It’s been quite the exciting weekend for the WWFU. Not only did my beloved Liverpool win the type of tough road game that they have always dropped points from in previous seasons (although I can’t link to a video of the Gerrard free kick because some fucking Premier League suit decided that allowing a [...]
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Freekicks, Links, and Kathoeys
Posted in Whores on 14 Aug 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I Wonder What My Name Means in Portuguese
Posted in Whores on 6 Jun 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I saw this little tidbit in the Guardian today and felt that I would be remiss if I did not post it here. It seems as if Franco Foda, pictured above, has one of the most vulgar names in football history. I’ll allow Abendzeitung München sports editor Florian Kinast to tell the story:
“I [...]
A Short Imagined Conversation: Edwin van der Sar and Rio Ferdinand
Posted in Whores on 9 Apr 2007 | Leave a Comment »
EvdS: “Wat neukt het was dat?”
RF: “Oy mate, you just been merked.”
EvdS: “Neukend vertraagt”
RF: “F- this, I’m gonna call Lampard and go roast some bitches.”
…holds it, holds it, HOLDS IT!!!
Posted in Arsenal, Whores on 29 Mar 2007 | 1 Comment »
In light of the recent allegations that six members of the Czech national team, including vice-captain Tomas Rosicky, were caught cavorting with hookers late into the night after their 2-1 defeat to Germany, I have taken it upon myself to defend Rosicky’s honor.
The Czech journalist who broke the story claims that the players “drank and [...]
