According to some sort of algorithim that gives blogs a MPAA style rating, the WWFU is rated PG. When was the last time you saw a PG rated movie? I think the last one I saw was Night at the Museum, and I only saw it because it was New Year’s Day and [...]
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Crap, Poop, Crap
Posted in Uncategorized on 11 Jul 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Rio Ferdinand and His Bag Full of Tricks
Posted in Uncategorized on 16 Jun 2007 | Leave a Comment »
We all know Rio as that delightful defender who holds steady the back line of Manchester United and England. He loves Jaffa Cakes, has an uncanny resembelence to Star Wars character Jar Jar Binks, and controls the airwaves in the southend of Old Trafford. His idol: Ashton Kutcher. Unbeknownst to [...]
Argentine Muppets
Posted in Uncategorized on 14 Jun 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Bambino Pons day continues here at the WWFU Headquarters with this Coca-Cola commerical from Argentina. The Pons lends his voice to the commerical, although it cuts off before he starts singing. There’s something not quite right about those muppets, though.
Oh, and I think pretty soon we’re going to need [...]
Treaty of Stettin Broken
Posted in Uncategorized on 4 Jun 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Not since the dissolution of the Kalmar Union has there been such hostility between Denmark and Sweden. The end of the Euro 2008 qualifier between the two nations was marred by Christian Poulsen, who incidentally was the player spat upon by Francesco Totti in Euro 2004, going batshit crazy and a Danish supporter attacking [...]
Player to Watch: Lucas Leiva
Posted in Uncategorized on 15 May 2007 | 1 Comment »
As the end of the Premier League season comes into sight, so to does the start of what has been termed “silly season.” This is the time of year when the message boards are packed with all sorts of ridiculous proclamations–Henry and Villa to Liverpool for £50 million each, Sheva to Reading, and everybody to [...]
Salon Chat
Posted in Uncategorized on 10 May 2007 | 1 Comment »
Something has been bothering me for awhile and I feel no better place to get it off my chest then right here on the web. The other day I had an epiphany. Well, it was more like the other night after a heavy night at bars. I returned home empty handed and after browsing the [...]
What about players who never made it as manager?
Posted in Uncategorized on 8 May 2007 | Leave a Comment »
A big stink is being made by Argentine legend Jorge Valdano, who says that Rafa Benitez and Jose Mourinho are ruining football, and that the reason for this is that neither of them made it as players. Valdano, who once compared himself to Borges, even went as far to say that the recent Champions [...]
Player to Watch: Gastón Machin
Posted in Uncategorized on 6 May 2007 | Leave a Comment »
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As the end of the Premier League season comes into sight, so to does the start of what has been termed “silly season.” This is the time of year when the message boards are packed with all sorts of ridiculous proclamations–Henry and Villa to Liverpool for £50 million each, Sheva to Reading, and everybody [...]
Watford, we hardly knew ye
Posted in Uncategorized on 23 Apr 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Watford officially became the first team relegated from the Premier League this season after a tepid draw with Manchester City. One always has to feel a bit sorry for the fans of a relegated team, although it’s not as if Watford fans couldn’t see this coming. I tried to find some interesting facts [...]
He should have named him Cristiano McQueen
Posted in Uncategorized on 16 Apr 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t know how I didn’t know this before, but Cristiano Ronaldo was named after his father’s favorite actor, who happened to be Ronald Reagan. I don’t know if this makes me like him more or less; more because the Gipper kicks ass, but less because he kicks ass at [...]
