It has been said that there is no better place to voice your opinions than on the PA. You have the power to mock, create mobs, and ultimately become the loudest advocate for your side. Here is a collection of some of my favorite stadium announcements:“Will Mr Darling go back home to Cambridge [...]
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On the Loud and Clear
Posted in Uncategorized on 27 Oct 2007 | 2 Comments »
Big Issue? Anyone?
Posted in Uncategorized on 29 Sep 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Fuck You Sam Allardyce, You Fucking Bitch
Posted in Uncategorized on 28 Sep 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Fuck you Sam Allardyce, you fucking bitch. A few weeks back you are criticizing Rafa Benitez for prioritizing the Champions League; essentially a response to his complaint about always having a noon fixture after a midweek Champions League game. Now, you are complaining about players being tired from competing in more than one [...]
Take that, Hans!
Posted in Uncategorized on 24 Aug 2007 | Leave a Comment »
With the bitter taste of humiliation still lingering in the mouth of England, I believe it is time for us to move on and reminisce about finer days. Why it is hard to recall look back in history and not recall a moment when the Germans got a good throttling at the hands of the [...]
When there was hope for England
Posted in Uncategorized on 22 Aug 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Prior to what will undoubtedly be a poor performance from the England national team, here are the highlights from the best England performance in recent memory. Interesting to note that all the England goals are scored by Liverpool players. Crouchy for a hat-trick, then.
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures (Part III)
Posted in Uncategorized on 21 Aug 2007 | 2 Comments »
In the spirit of things I thought I might be able to get my agent to pull a few strings and get me into Emirates for a
Mr. John,
I am eagerly awaiting information on your end for the PSV Eindhoven trail on September 25th. I can tell you I am extremely excited about the [...]
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures (Part II)
Posted in Uncategorized on 16 Aug 2007 | 1 Comment »
As the saga of a young footballer continues, things have taken a turn for the better for our protagonist…
Hello Falming [sp]
How are you doing?I will Like to inform you that the club have just contacted me Today that you have pass the screening and you are selected for a try-out on 25th September 2007.
The [...]
Time to Shit or Get Off the Pot
Posted in Uncategorized on 9 Aug 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Flamingwok66: I tried out for a D1 Atlanta Soccer team last night
EroticTangerines: haha….how’d that go
Flamingwok66: those guys are a bunch of pansies
They took me off, conceeded 3 goals and then put me back on.
but I seem to have found the arsenal of D1. Absolutely no finishing ability.
EroticTangerines: That makes them the Liverpool as well, [...]
Boy Wonder
Posted in Uncategorized on 2 Aug 2007 | Leave a Comment »
It appears the greatest transfer of the season was not Torres, Nani, or Henry but nine year old Rhain Davis. Manchester United have once again stolen the steal of the summer by signing Davis from Moreton Bay Boys in Brisbane for an undisclosed fee. However some sources suggest the fee could add up [...]
Crime Don’t Pay
Posted in Uncategorized on 17 Jul 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Monday morning, three clubs–Newcastle United, Portsmouth, and Glasgow Rangers–were raided by City of London police as part of an investigation into corruption in football. Details are hard to come by, but thanks to some sort of email snafu, I have been accidentally sent a list of the next clubs to be raided.
Sheffield United – [...]
