W.W.F.U. » Anti-Liverpool http://wwfu.wordpress.com They kick the balls, we kick the jams Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:47:12 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/783d42247865ad1c5c8c2e2c0dd49d9e?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png W.W.F.U. » Anti-Liverpool http://wwfu.wordpress.com Pandering to the Masses http://wwfu.wordpress.com/2007/04/25/pandering-to-the-masses/ http://wwfu.wordpress.com/2007/04/25/pandering-to-the-masses/#comments Wed, 25 Apr 2007 00:07:01 +0000 EroticTangerines http://wwfu.wordpress.com/2007/04/25/pandering-to-the-masses/ ]]>

I took some time today to look at our blog stats, and was dismayed to see that the search engine term that was directing the most people to this site was some variation of “anti-liverpool chant.” Not wanting to disappoint our legion of fans, I will offer those United fans who are looking (since everyone knows that Chelsea “fans” don’t chant) a fewone suggestions.

  1. Sung to the tune of “She’ll Be Comin’ Round the Mountain”:
    Fergie became Sir for winning one,
    Fergie became Sir for winning one,
    Paisley won himself three,
    but he’s still no Fergie,
    Oh Fergie became Sir for winning one (European Cup)!

As for the person who came here after searching for “sexual intercourse positions,” I recommend the bobsled (note: not for the faint of heart).
Sorry for only coming up with one song, but I spent too much time trying to fit lyrics to the tune of What a Fool Believes by the Doobie Brothers. Suggestions are welcome in the comments.

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I can find the humor in anything, including this amazing Liverpool bar chant captured at The Griffon pub near Anfield. It tactfully addresses issues such as: the Munich airplane disaster, Ryan Giggs mixed ancestry, and Georgie Bests mild drinking problem. Although a United fan I still think this is hillarious:

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