With the bitter taste of humiliation still lingering in the mouth of England, I believe it is time for us to move on and reminisce about finer days. Why it is hard to recall look back in history and not recall a moment when the Germans got a good throttling at the hands of the [...]
Archive for August, 2007
Take that, Hans!
Posted in Uncategorized on 24 Aug 2007 | Leave a Comment »
When there was hope for England
Posted in Uncategorized on 22 Aug 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Prior to what will undoubtedly be a poor performance from the England national team, here are the highlights from the best England performance in recent memory. Interesting to note that all the England goals are scored by Liverpool players. Crouchy for a hat-trick, then.
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures (Part III)
Posted in Uncategorized on 21 Aug 2007 | 2 Comments »
In the spirit of things I thought I might be able to get my agent to pull a few strings and get me into Emirates for a
Mr. John,
I am eagerly awaiting information on your end for the PSV Eindhoven trail on September 25th. I can tell you I am extremely excited about the [...]
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures (Part II)
Posted in Uncategorized on 16 Aug 2007 | 1 Comment »
As the saga of a young footballer continues, things have taken a turn for the better for our protagonist…
Hello Falming [sp]
How are you doing?I will Like to inform you that the club have just contacted me Today that you have pass the screening and you are selected for a try-out on 25th September 2007.
The [...]
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures
Posted in Champions League on 14 Aug 2007 | 1 Comment »
With the transfer season window closing in like doors of a subway car, players and coaches are rushing to get on the right side of the tracks. One club, PSV Eindhoven has become so desperate they have sought out the efforts of an extremely talented and good looking but somewhat renegade player, namely Me. I [...]
Freekicks, Links, and Kathoeys
Posted in Whores on 14 Aug 2007 | Leave a Comment »
It’s been quite the exciting weekend for the WWFU. Not only did my beloved Liverpool win the type of tough road game that they have always dropped points from in previous seasons (although I can’t link to a video of the Gerrard free kick because some fucking Premier League suit decided that allowing a [...]
Sweet Tom Selleck’s Ghost
Posted in Liverpool on 14 Aug 2007 | Leave a Comment »
It appears as if Brian at The Offside has found a video of the Gerrard goal that has yet to be taken down by the BPL Gestapo. I won’t post it here, but if you follow the above link you can see it.
Also, it seems as if Peter Crouch has challenged the rest of [...]
Der intimrasierte Mann
Posted in Pubes on 10 Aug 2007 | 2 Comments »
Here at the WWFU we tend to be Premier-League-centric, but I have a soft spot for the German Bundesliga because I have a nagging suspicion that it is more exciting than the BPL.
Not only is it more exciting, but it is also much stranger in that German Schiesseporn kind of way. Apparently an unnamed [...]
Time to Shit or Get Off the Pot
Posted in Uncategorized on 9 Aug 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Flamingwok66: I tried out for a D1 Atlanta Soccer team last night
EroticTangerines: haha….how’d that go
Flamingwok66: those guys are a bunch of pansies
They took me off, conceeded 3 goals and then put me back on.
but I seem to have found the arsenal of D1. Absolutely no finishing ability.
EroticTangerines: That makes them the Liverpool as well, [...]
Goodbye
Posted in Arsenal on 6 Aug 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I’d like to just take a moment to dedicate this to T.H. 14
Yours Always, Jon Chile.
