The first leg went about as poorly as possible for me; a Manc win coupled with a Liverpool loss was the last thing I wanted to happen. Luckily nothing is officially decided until this time next week, and both ties hang in the balance.
Wimpering Puppy?: Tuesday’s 3-2 Manchester United victory over AC Milan [...]
Archive for April, 2007
Champions League Recap: Semifinal First Legs
Posted in Champions League on 25 Apr 2007 | 1 Comment »
Pandering to the Masses
Posted in Anti-Liverpool, Liverpool, Musicology on 25 Apr 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I took some time today to look at our blog stats, and was dismayed to see that the search engine term that was directing the most people to this site was some variation of “anti-liverpool chant.” Not wanting to disappoint our legion of fans, I will offer those United fans who are looking (since [...]
Champions League Semifinal: A Quick Glance
Posted in Champions League, Liverpool on 23 Apr 2007 | Leave a Comment »
AC Milan excepted, none of the semifinalists come into this week’s games in a rich vein of form. Milan is tricky because much of their recent success is due to the resurgance of Ronaldo (the original), who is cup-tied. This being the case, both of these ties could go either way.
Manchester United v. [...]
Watford, we hardly knew ye
Posted in Uncategorized on 23 Apr 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Watford officially became the first team relegated from the Premier League this season after a tepid draw with Manchester City. One always has to feel a bit sorry for the fans of a relegated team, although it’s not as if Watford fans couldn’t see this coming. I tried to find some interesting facts [...]
He should have named him Cristiano McQueen
Posted in Uncategorized on 16 Apr 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t know how I didn’t know this before, but Cristiano Ronaldo was named after his father’s favorite actor, who happened to be Ronald Reagan. I don’t know if this makes me like him more or less; more because the Gipper kicks ass, but less because he kicks ass at [...]
Equals? Hardly!!!
Posted in Uncategorized on 11 Apr 2007 | 2 Comments »
Andy,
I’ve tallied the posts and it appears we have both poseted an equal number of times – this one should tip the balance in my favor, unless my algebra is completely off.
More importantly….
MANCHESTER UNITED 7 – roma 1
Biggest European win for UTD since 1968. Eat it!
A Short Imagined Conversation: Edwin van der Sar and Rio Ferdinand
Posted in Whores on 9 Apr 2007 | Leave a Comment »
EvdS: “Wat neukt het was dat?”
RF: “Oy mate, you just been merked.”
EvdS: “Neukend vertraagt”
RF: “F- this, I’m gonna call Lampard and go roast some bitches.”
Wednesday Champions League Recap
Posted in Champions League on 5 Apr 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I had thought that my esteemed colleague MarkalmGlazer was going to do a live blog type thing like yesterday’s Liverpool-PSV post but he’s either too despondant after Roma’s victory or he was caught in a baton charge by Roman police. Either way, here’s what happened yesterday.
Et tu, Scholesi: Roma defeated Manchester United 2-1, [...]
Tuesday Champions League Bukkake: Liverpool v. PSV
Posted in Champions League, Liverpool on 3 Apr 2007 | 5 Comments »
Full disclosure: I am a Liverpool supporter and am currently wearing my Liverpool shirt under my clothes. All comments I make will be coming from this biased position.
That being said, let me welcome everyone to the first edition of Champions League Bukkake. As of right now it is only a one-man show, [...]
Caption Competition
Posted in Uncategorized on 3 Apr 2007 | 3 Comments »
Following Manchester United’s incredible injury time win over Arsenal in the semi-final of the F.A. Youth Cup, I thought we might have a caption competition.
Mine are:
“We are young, we are red, you are shit, so hide your head”
or
“EXTRA, EXTRA: Gunners continue producing Kanu clones!”
P.S. Looking forward to playing Livershite in the final of the [...]
